Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...