Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Some fishing terms
|Ten common fishing terms explainedCatch and Release – A conservation motion that happens most...
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...