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Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
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Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
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Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
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Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
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