between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...