Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years…
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
1 wish ?
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
Mental Health Patient
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front...