Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
A delicacy
An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing....
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice...
Polish Scientistific Plans
Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...