Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
Science alert
Science alertScientists have just discovered something that cando the work of five men: a...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...