Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Lack Of Meat In Poland
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland....
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...