Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Your co-worker is a computer hacker
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The 5 toughest questions!
The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers…The questions are:1.What are...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day…
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
Free drinks for everyone
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Closing down Denny’s
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Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.