Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...