Enlightenment Quiz
Enlightenment Quiz1. Yin and ……… A) Yout B) Tonic C) Yenta D) Yang2. A...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Jesus meets Joseph
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
The first client
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients....