No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Company buzz words
|New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90′s Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing...
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made...
Wrong place wrong time
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Fun Toungue Twister!
Here’s a fun tongue twister.Read the following list and then follow the instructions at...
Michael Jackson Funnies.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?A: It’s called, “The In’s and...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....