New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
How many sheep do I have?
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Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
Penis Shape Research
After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
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