You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
On their wedding night the husband was so self…
On their wedding night the husband was so self – conscious about the smallness...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
New scientific theories V
New scientific theoriesHONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the Englishlanguage is absolutely constant....
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...