Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
A man’s translations
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!