Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
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Some Stupid People
|A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!