Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Bengals
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...