Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Lawyers get robbed
|Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Preserving the Egg of Life
Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...