Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.