Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
The Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas
he Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...