Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
Their true intention
One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and...
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their…
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their girl friends. One felt...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.