How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
Three Wise Women????
Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.