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Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
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Because they’re wrigleys!
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Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the...
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
Is There a Santa Claus?
Is There a Santa Claus?As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...