A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
A Wife’s Revenge
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer…
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...