My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her...
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
K9 is for assistance
|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...