Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
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The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
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A Second Opinion
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One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
Food one-liners
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Learn To Iron
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Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...