Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face....
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...