Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...