Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...
Lawyer’s club
|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...