Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Good question
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What...
The Other Side
Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact....
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...