Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Camping Trip
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
At the first session of a conversion class…
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What...
A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...