A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.