The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
Demise of a partner
|One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...