Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...
Make a Wish
10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...