The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Low self-esteem
|A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...