What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...