What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
At the crazy farm!
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.