Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
90210
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...