George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...