Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
Osama/Taliban Jokes
Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V.”There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...