Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
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The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
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Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see...
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Email Commandments
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Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...