Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
Punctuation Changes!
Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same. Only the punctuation changes…Dear...
Fallen bridge
|A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond...
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.