Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Help from Canada…
PRESS RELEASE:Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...