Harry and his wife are driving in the country…
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Divine Right
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Signs and notices 18
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...