Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Smoking doesn\’t kill people…
All about smoking:Remember, smoking doesn?t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking...
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...