Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
A light meal!
|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...