May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...
At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...