Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Jeff the Bellboy
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they...
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Bashing Blondes…part 2!
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125? A:...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Someone died playing golf
|Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very...