Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
INVESTMENT ALERT!
Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be...
A horse and a rabbit
A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a...
some more blonde q & a’s
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted!...
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...