Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
Blonde on a Cruise!
A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day…
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...