Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Striking statistics
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...